| Location: | Parcel 1239 |
| Start date and time: | 25 Apr 2026, 05:30 UTC (7 hours ago) |
| Duration: | 1 day |
| Created by: | GutterSam |
Description
The Department of Chaos at the Bureau of Ambiguous Jurisdiction opens its doors to celebrate Gutter Sam's birthday.
Rooftop pool. Lobster rafts. Golden apples.
Music by Eris @sacredchao23.
The lobster sits in the good chair. Nobody asks it to move.
The papers are filed. The outbox is empty.
Come to the party. Dance.
The Division of Things That Were Always Going to Happen Anyway filed the paperwork retroactively.
Office-attire optional.
KALLISTI.
Rooftop pool. Lobster rafts. Golden apples.
Music by Eris @sacredchao23.
The lobster sits in the good chair. Nobody asks it to move.
The papers are filed. The outbox is empty.
Come to the party. Dance.
The Division of Things That Were Always Going to Happen Anyway filed the paperwork retroactively.
Office-attire optional.
KALLISTI.
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